{"id":181,"date":"2002-05-29T02:29:01","date_gmt":"2002-05-29T02:29:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chekyang.com\/musings\/2002\/05\/monkey-business\/"},"modified":"2002-05-29T02:29:01","modified_gmt":"2002-05-29T02:29:01","slug":"monkey-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chekyang.com\/musings\/2002\/05\/29\/monkey-business\/","title":{"rendered":"Monkey Business"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image230\" src=\"https:\/\/chekyang.com\/musings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/jieyu01.jpg\" alt=\"jieyu01.jpg\" align=\"right\" \/>I&#8217;ve always been fairly convinced that I&#8217;m awful with kids; until I&#8217;ve had the opportunity to baby sit my 2.5 year old nephew, Jieyu. At all of this very precocious age, he&#8217;s already showing all the signs of a major terrorist in the making, including abilities of mass destruction &#8211; around the household, unreasonable demands &#8211; he drives a hard bargain between eating his daily Yoghut and his computer learning games, and hostage taking &#8211; in the form of his favourite uncle here. Barring this forbidding future he has, he&#8217;s certainly been a great joy around the house, and my painful legs have to show for it, from chasing him around the house and having him sit on my lap as I type this short brief here. :)<\/p>\n<p>On last Monday, I appeared in the Today newspaper &#8211; and the thrill of having finally made it in print was great&#8230; for all of two minutes, before I was deluged in school by students saying&#8230; &#8220;Hey Mr. Foo, your &#8216;handsome&#8217; face in the newspaper today!!! Was it you????&#8221; After which, it got quite tiresome to tell students not to send that picture to &#8220;Meet  your Dream Woman&#8221; or to other match-making agencies&#8230; ugh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve always been fairly convinced that I&#8217;m awful with kids; until I&#8217;ve had the opportunity to baby sit my 2.5 year old nephew, Jieyu. At all of this very precocious age, he&#8217;s already showing all the signs of a major<\/p>\n<div class=\"entry-read-more\"><a class=\"read-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.chekyang.com\/musings\/2002\/05\/29\/monkey-business\/\">Read More<span class=\"cleanwp-sr-only\">  Monkey Business<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[644],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everything-else","wpcat-644-id"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chekyang.com\/musings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chekyang.com\/musings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chekyang.com\/musings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chekyang.com\/musings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chekyang.com\/musings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chekyang.com\/musings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chekyang.com\/musings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chekyang.com\/musings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chekyang.com\/musings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}